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After Hours
By joining, you confirm you’re 18+ and agree to adult-humor content.
(No nudity. No extreme profanity. Just… After Hours.)
This isn’t just a place for funny stuff. It’s a pressure valve.
Some of this humor lives in your head way too long. In here, it gets turned into something you can hold, gift, or stare at like:
“Yep. That’s exactly it.”
Not every section is stocked yet—we’re still building this out and figuring out how many beautifully twisted people are really out there. As new items drop, Keyholders get notified.
Not kid-friendly. Not extreme. Just… After Hours.
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House Rules
The names are jokes. The products are real.
Nothing here is meant for kids. If that’s your vibe, the front shop is your place.
Limited runs happen. If it’s gone, it “was never here.”
If a scent comes back, it returns as a rerun (same energy, sometimes improved).
We keep it cheeky, not nasty. No hate. No harassment. No weirdness.
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Q: Is this a separate company?
A: Separate label. Same maker. Same support. Same shipping.Q: Why do some names look “cleaner” at checkout?
A: Because payment processors don’t understand humor. You’ll see a “safe name” on receipts, but the product you ordered is the same.Q: Are these scents actually weird?
A: The names are. The blends are made to smell good—premium profiles with a punchline.Q: What wax do you use?
A: Our After Hours line is built as a premium blend (we test everything for performance before it becomes a “real” drop).Q: Will these make me sick / give me a headache?
A: If something leans strong, we’ll say so. Start small, and don’t park your face in the warmer like a gremlin.Q: How do drops work?
A: We release small runs. Keyholders get the heads-up first.Q: Why paid membership?
A: It adds an adult gate. The Back Room is 18+, and checkout requires billing info—so it’s not something kids casually wander into.
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About After Hours
After Hours is the Back Room label by A Familiar Flame—built for adults who like their home fragrance premium and their humor slightly unlicensed. Same craftsmanship, different mood. -
Why The Back Room Exists
Some ideas don’t belong on the main shelf. Not because they’re bad—because they’re honest.
The Back Room is where sarcasm, mood, and those “I can’t say that out loud” moments get turned into something real.
If one of these labels makes you go, “Yep… that’s me,” you’re in the right place. -
Before You Buy
These are name-forward, not “chemical prank” scents.
If we ever drop something truly intense, it’ll be labeled as such.
You’re here for a vibe. We’ll make sure it smells like one.
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How Drops Work
Drop = small batch + limited run.
Keyholders get first notice. Reorders happen when they make sense—no promises, no pressure.
Possible Side Effects
Possible side effects of entering the Back Room may include (but are not limited to):
Unplanned purchases you’ll defend immediately — You came to “look around.” You left with something you’ll swear is “for a gift.” Sure.
Sudden confidence in questionable taste — You’ll discover you can pull off things you’d never say out loud. That’s how the Back Room earns its reputation.
Increased curiosity and poor impulse control — You may think, “What else is back here?” That’s how we justify making more of this stuff… keeping the Back Room dangerous.
An urgent need to share the chaos — You’ll see something and think, “This is perfect for them.” Then you’ll remember you’re part of the problem. Respect.
Social side effects may occur — Nervous laughter. Side-eyes. People asking “Where did you get that?” Answer carefully.
Side effect severity increases around family gatherings, work events, and anyone who takes life too seriously.
Bad Ideas
Real Impact
Real Reactions
In a World Driven by curiosity and a complete lack of adult supervision…
Emerges: Bold thinking, Real execution, with Mildly unhinged origins—forged in the twisted realm of:
“This might be a terrible idea… let’s put it on a shirt.”
Wear at your own risk—and enjoy the reactions.